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 29.08.2009
The night, 4 hours. Parking of vehicles.
My friend and I put his car, well, we go to the booth to the guard, to pay. This miracle sleeps like a baby. We knock loudly to wake up. He crashes, and lifts his swollen face into the window. Take a friend and say to him, “A pack of Winston blue...”
The security guard, from the dirt, rushed to look, looked under the table, looked into the closet. And only 30 seconds later began to cover us with mat.
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