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 31.08.2009
Kuzya: It should be nice to watch a movie with a beer and a beloved wife...
I’m not your wife yet.)
You do your duties =)
I don’t wash your socks!
I can wash them myself.
I am not cooking!
I can do it myself...
I don’t clean the house!
I can do it myself...
Liz: Fuck, how I’m glad I’m having sex with you, not you.
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