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What is Freud.

A woman has a close friend – a man. That means he most likely likes her, which is why he spends so much time with her. She treats him strictly as a friend. Say, you’re a cool guy, but you don’t attract me in the "this" sense.
It’s the same as if a person came to an interview and the employer said:
You have a great resume, you have the qualifications we need, but we won’t accept you. However, we use your resume as a sample to compare with other candidates. But we’re going to take one who’s much less skilled than you, and most likely an alcoholic. And if it doesn’t work with him, we’ll take someone else, but not you anyway. Actually, we will never accept you. But sometimes we will call you to complain about those we have accepted.
Humor does not contain

This is one of the most important things in the world.

Fuck, how I understand you.