The preamble.



We, three friends, go to Turkey to rest. One of us, I call

His man, a very ignorant man. After the patience of the patient

study on the Internet of various incidents, incidents and cases with tourists in

Turkey, he managed to become exactly the same person with whom it all happened.

And it happens.



In restaurants, where he was “recommended to go by neighbors at the hotel”,

There was a double menu. In the shops, where... well, you know...

He paid three for a barrel. Most importantly, he managed to triple.

get into the system of shoe cleaners who offer to honor

shoes "completely free", clean one, and the other offer

$15 (you can buy new ones)



The Ambulance.



When Vitek for the last, third time unsuccessfully tried to disconnect from the

A cleaner, my second friend went out to help him. He succeeded.

The dialogue:



You are the brake, you are the brake. You cannot behave so.

VITEK: And what am I? They are themselves... (be, me...)



A friend left the hotel, stood at the entrance, leaned to the pillar, and exhibited

Look at one shoe. It didn’t take two minutes for him to fly.

the cleaner and on a broken Russian offered to clean ("Free? – is

“Safsem byzantine!” Okay, cleaned up, the friend said “rahmat”,

He turned and entered his hotel. The cleaner is still standing.

with open mouth. After a walk in the hotel, a friend went out again, went over.

On the other side, he stood up at the neighboring hotel and exhibited... another shoe.

The double two.



Of course, it is bad to laugh at the poor Turks. The story lasted 10 minutes.

The people gathered... Not only our people laughed, but the Turks who were present.