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 07.09.2009
We rested somehow with friends at the dacha. Vodka, beer and everything else. We went out to refresh at 2 o'clock at night, went to the ovary for a walk. And on the other side of the wreck was the donation of the most evil aunt of the massive. The toilet at her was placed on the supports directly above the wreath (that is, the wreath hole was replaced by the wreath). We sit with friends and see a light bulb burning in her house and she rushes to the toilet. As soon as she closed the toilet door, we heard a noise in the neighboring area. It was two neighboring boys aged 16-17 who descended into the oak and held a long rod. When carefully examined, it turned out that at the end of this rod a cut chicken lap was bound (they accidentally looked at it when they broke through the wreck with a rod and its end was close enough to us). Crossing up to the toilet, they scratched this leg on the naked back of the unhappy woman with a stick...Sorry, of course, my aunt, but we were rotting hysterically watching the toilet run into the depths of the garden with a heart-breaking scream. and :)
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