Speeches of German School Students

In German schools, as in Russia, children write works and referrals. In some places, these breeds of unstable minds make them slip from the chair in the rocks of laughter.
Having recovered from another attack of fun, after reading one of these opus, I found the strength to translate some of the German school folklore into Russian.

So, what is the world of second-class students in Germany:

1st The Muslim Bible is called Kodak.

Fuji in Japanese is when you die.

2nd The Pope lives in the vacuum.

No bad idea!

Three In France, criminals were previously executed with gelatin.

4 is You can only marry one woman. This is called monotony.

Unfortunately, even secondary school students already understand this.

5 is We all have our own room. He doesn’t have a dad, so he has to sleep with his mom.

You are not lucky, Dad.

6 is Garden dwarves wear red caps so that they are not moved by a grass-cutting machine.

is logical.

7 is Men cannot marry men because then none of them will be able to wear the wedding dress.

What a pity.

8 is Life insurance is the money that the person who survived a fatal accident receives.

Absolutely exactly! And then he lives somewhere in Brazil under a fictional name.

9 is On the weekend, my dad took the first place at the rabbit exhibition.
What a wonderful dad.

10 is It is better to adopt. Parents can choose the child for themselves, not have to take what they will get.

This also works for domestic animals.

11 is During the day, God lives in heaven. Only on Sundays he appears in the church.

And constantly these pain of choice, about such a number of churches.

12 is My brother fell from a tree, and now he has a brain shock.

Thirteen The northern hemisphere rotates on the opposite side of the south.

Ecuadorians are happy to have breakfast in Africa and dinner in South Africa.
of America.

14 is Cows walk slowly to avoid spilling milk.
The smart ones.

15 is Rainworms bite after they only have a tail in front and back.

This is also completely logical!

16 is Peach is an apple covered with a carpet.

And “skinned” peaches shave before selling!

17th I am not baptized, but I am vaccinated.

You can be sure that it is much more useful.

18 is After humans ceased to be monkeys, they became Egyptians.

I did not know that! But I bitterly suspected.

19 is Spring is the first of four seasons of the year. In the spring, the chickens lay eggs, and the peasants the potatoes.

Here is the seat!

20 is The uncle took the pig into a barrel and quickly slaughtered it along with his grandfather.
My grandmother was left “for later.”

21 is My aunt had so much pain in the joints that she could barely raise her arms above her head. The feet were the same.

22nd The Earth rotates 365 days each year. But once every four years she needs one more day. This day always happens in February. Why so I do not know. Probably because in February it is always cold, and turning a little harder.

23nd My sister is seriously ill. She takes one pill every day.
But so that if parents do not see, or they will be worried.

What a caring daughter!

24 is The most useful animal is the pig. From it you can use anything - meat from hand to hand, skin on skin, brush on brushes, and the name for insults.

Translated by c German Gerzen ( www.pentagra.de ).