The Saga of the Lost Tub.

It is noted: if you watch news releases more often, then the desire to attend the circus will soon disappear due to unnecessity.
In a small Russian city, a major local trouble occurred: in one of the houses, water completely disappeared. The victims
They went to the proper instances, and almost immediately - in a month, came to fix the malfunction of the utilities. And here it all started.
No tubes and that is all. There is no pipe through which water flowed, it must be, and it is not. I searched for a metal detector and it didn’t help. Played in the courtyard in a battlefield: erupted the yard with barracks - it did not help. Gathered all the biggest bosses on the pipes - it did not help. By the way, while they were digging, searching enthusiastic, deprived of the sewage of the dwellers of the dehydrated house, but this is, in fact, an annoying little thing.
The most important chief said, "Someone once saw a scheme in the archives. It’s a scheme, not a plan, but absolutely exactly what I’ve seen, probably.
After consultation, the bosses decided that the evil pipe was laid under the neighboring house. A brilliant decision was made: to open the floors of the neighboring house and to dig there to the victorious end until this unfortunate pipe is found and exposed.
I suppose that during the search, light and gas will be struck, but victories without losses do not happen, as is the case.