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 18.09.2009
Why did I wake up today and you left?
She: ]:->
He is: What?
You are a stupid idiot!
You will sleep with your guitar.
He: What has happened?
It is: Nothing!
He: Well then don’t stumble if nothing.
Do you remember what you did this morning?
He was sleeping.
She: That is the fucking thing!
She: This morning you go through a dream to hug me with the words "My beloved, go to me". I, pleased with this awakening, embrace you in response... and you know what I hear? "My El Te De... beautiful"
It is *ROFL*
She: I say, “What kind of LTD?” and you, cattle, open one eye, say with a serious look, “E-Ce Thousand,” turn around, and again gently add “deluxe.” And you sleep!
He is: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
She is a fool...
Don’t worry, I love you as much as I love you 😉
She: And I am you :-*
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