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 22.09.2009
This is a real story that happened to my neighbor recently. In his bathroom, one of the boards on the floor is unstable...and once he went to wash. I went to pour hot water... came onto that board... his leg failed... and his back fell onto a boiling tank with water... hot and painful, something to do, well he pushed off his ass on that same tank... can’t get out... the pocket literally boils. How I got out. He came home, sprayed his ass with cream to heal faster. Lie to sleep. In the middle of the night, a cat goes under the blanket, and begins to sliced cream... and there also burned... meat... painfully... he grabs the cat and throws it out to the door. The cat did not give up so easily, she again climbed under the blanket but did not sliced the cream... she decided to move the cream to herself - put her leg with her nails on her messy ass and began to move toward herself... Curtain!
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