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 24.09.2009
In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes led and
He begins to count. Pascal flees beyond the horizon, and Newton looks back.
takes a rod, draw a square with a side of 1 meter around him and becomes
Inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.

yhs wrote:
After that, Newton receives a powerful kick on the eggs from Archimedes, and flying out of his carefully drawn
The square crashes into a nearby kilogram bull, giving it a slight acceleration.
You are Newton. One newton is equal to the force communicating to a body with a mass of 1 kg acceleration equal to 1 m/s2.
in the direction of this force.
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yhs wrote:
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