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 28.09.2009
Damn, Dimon is a megacrute.
Last month he struck on the hopes, and the wallet and the pipe were pressed off. Dimon immediately went into a lie - the statement hit, but he was immediately told there, type of dumb, and don't hope. The other would calm down, but not Dimon.
I went around the area yesterday - I look, stand, on the pillar ad glue. has arrived. In the big letters "Cards-money", small - the rental and exchange of discount cards and the address of the site of someone. This is what you would think?
Not even a fig. In the wallet of Dimon, among other things, a 20% discount card of the beauty salon was lying, which this salon gave him for the site made by Dimon. So this miracle wrote another site where you can rent discount cards for a penny. Gopnik, he says, a hundred pounds will be bought, here I will lie to him and give him, the card is a name.
A month of writing. The Avenger, the fucking.
I say, what if they don’t have compounds? No, he says, I have an idea for that too. Fuck, I am afraid of him.
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