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 28.09.2009
There is a parrot at home. Until he says nothing, he learns. Once a friend with her mother came to visit us. Her mother saw our puppy and remembered the story from their relatives’ lives.
Their relatives had a parrot (in Peter also). He was constantly turning the feed. And his mistress always mocked him, “Why do you turn the feed?” Well, with time, he also became where he should and where he shouldn’t: “Why do you feed the barrel per-revor?” Then he often heard about Gorbachev on television. He liked that word too.
“The mountains.” They went to the house somehow, and took him with him in a cage. They go electric. Two men are talking about politics.
He heard when they spoke "Gorbachev" and how he cried out, "Gorbachev! “Why do you make a reboot?” People are lying.
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