A familiar uncle said:
When I served in the army, we had one guy who cut himself up. They pulled it out of the loop, and the grandmother dropped. Well, let’s say, put your foot in the shoe on a piece of paper, put it, wrapped it with a pen, and write inside the contour "If it wasn’t the boots of solbat, you would fuck, you bab, NATO soldiers". We turn it in a envelope and send it to the ex-girlfriend. Soon comes the answer. We open the envelope - there is the same sheet, the shoe is wrapped and it is written "If it wasn't this cockroach - you would shake, sweetheart, in a cockroach".
Chouak immediately changed his mind to suicide :)