A friend went to Chicago for a year. His history of life:
He decided to rest from Russia and went to the United States to work. I go from work on the bus. Late evening, in the bus person 8-10. the mood is good, had time in the bar to miss a couple of bottles of beer, the soul is singing. I decided to have fun and laugh at the Americans. He took it and shouted to the whole room: “Americans are pudders!” Here the one sitting next to him in pure Russian says: "pohorno pydory". Then from the middle of the salon: "Moscow, what do you lie, do not sleep". Then another replied, “Because they’re the pids that you’ve come here.”
Rest, fucking, from the homeland