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 02.10.2009
My Intel 80286 is 20 years old this year. It survived MSDOS versions 5.0, 6.0, 6.1 and even Windows 3.0. Due to the unfortunate coincidence of circumstances, it can now be loaded only from a 5.25 diskette with a dox 5.0. Flopovod 3.5 killed as he killed the EGA monitor 14, the keyboard and the miracle-beast-mouse. Operative sclerosis at 1 MB and video marasma at 256 KB work properly. It is very cool because of the gold and platinum in it, like the Harlem Niger. I won’t sell it because it’s good. I played Wolfenstein and the First Civilization on it, and I taught Turbo Pascal on it. He’s my childhood friend, and friends don’t sell.
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