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 29.02.2008
<SarGeOZ>
FatRest
Once upon a time, a bus with naked grandmothers will turn over on our street.
<handusnena> also me, the limit of dreams
<jakshi> where was the word about the limit? Our dreams have no limits.
<handusnena> two buses??? % -
<jakshi> handusnena: why two?
<handusnena> because it is more than one
<jakshi> handusnena: more than one is not enough. It takes so much to turn quantity into quality.
<handusnena> is how
For example, on our street, a billion quadrillions of buses with naked babies revolve, under the action of such a mass the object begins to compress, and collapses into a black hole, then you approach, and you lift the black hole from the floor. And you put it in your pocket, now you have your own personal black hole in your pocket of a trillion quadrillions of naked girls.
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