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 07.10.2009
Women are like children, almost in tears and to their mother.
A woman is like an inspector of GIBDD: the hernia will talk, the money will take away, the mood will ruin, and you are also to blame.
A woman, like an embassy, may not be allowed to go to Thailand with friends.
A woman in a shopping center is like a router, until you scream, she will not stop.
A woman is like a theater, a comedy today, a tragedy tomorrow, and a tour in another city after tomorrow.
A woman is like a favorite sweater, you love it, of course, but you need it in Turkey?
A woman - like a teacher at the exam, as if prepared everything correctly told, and she hoped you and caught some little stuff.
A woman is like tea, someone loves the stronger, who is not very, and someone with a friend one bag for two.
A woman is like a footballer, lies standing and you think “simulate or not?”“”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0910/j091006;1.html
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