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 16.10.2009
A: Hi, I am 23, I look good, I love to obey, do cunnilingus, dress in female underwear,
I want to be your sex slave, I will fulfill all your wishes, from golden rain to bdsm, you can check me by webcam,
Please write, you will not regret!! to
B: Can you come and quietly wash the floor and windows in your clothes and then leave?
A. Will you let me polish your cheek for that?
I don’t have a cat, sorry. I can get a cat from my friend.
Will you lick the cat? He has the truth.
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