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 01.03.2008
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This “Shakespeare” drama took place in Minsk, at the end of the harsh Soviet period.

At the time, we had no “official sex.” He studied in

A friend from the province. She had everything right from the beginning.

a boyfriend, a classmate, called into the army, promises of love to the grave and

Mutual oaths to keep innocence before marriage. The man served

on the remote island of Cushannir, where women could only be seen in dreams,

And to keep loyalty to him was not difficult, but here a girlfriend for male attention

I did not complain at the institute, well, and... In general, in a couple of years of studying someone.

Her sexual experience appeared. A letter about the big and

They regularly traveled through the whole community. Here is the “Romeo”.

He wrote that man is now solid – he has served to the low,

of euphoria, dumbel not behind the mountains, and so forth from all calls

only his bride "waited and preserved her innocence," he said.

The wedding must be returned immediately. The girl thought and decided to go.

married, but there was a problem – the bridegroom was already somehow very stuck in the

The innocence of the bride, the magic of the first wedding night.

P is romantic.

The bride wanted, at first, honestly to repent before him, said, "if he loves -

Sorry, but the girls of our group quickly returned to the ground.

The Dreamer. The judgment was unanimous: “No repentance, but

Simulation of virginity as the only true path to family

and happiness!” The next few days of our girls were spent in soulmate.

Memories of "My First Time" and stormy meetings and consiliums on the subject

How to Restore Virginity in 24 Hours at Home K is

When the bridegroom arrived, everything was ready. (1) prepared bubble with red

liquid (in any case, even the already worn slice is stored)

(2) According to Stanislavsky's method, a female stone is worked

female scream (German porn rests) (3) It was also decided on any

The occasion to drink the bridegroom so that he understands and remembers little at all.

And here is the ZAGS and the wedding feast in the community. As it was red and

Blessed brave dembel performing the command "Horrible!Innocence before marriage

He kept. It was apparent that the bride was also very worried, but

As you know about another thing. But the army service of the bridegroom hardened with

The other side and he easily overwhelmed all of our champions in "literball",

Responsible for the Third Plan. Finals of the evening and the wedding.

They departed...

And the next day the bride shared with the girls (and those with us)

The absurd failure of an imperfect plan. This is what happened when we arrived at

In the bed, the terribly anxious bridegroom jumped out of his pants and burned away from him.

I was impatient with the bride. But suddenly it was discovered that the bride

months began, about which she, naturally, reached to the last

At the moment, and announced to him - "Sorry, said this case - monthly now, we

We cannot “sleep” with you. Then she would close the subject, but she,

Looking at the dead face of a deeply disappointed evraitor, by kindness

The heart licked, “Let me take you out for a while!” Judging by

the square eyes and the stupor in which the bridegroom fell after these words,

The concept of "dissolution" he perceived as something profoundly perverted, and

even criminally punishable, and in no way connected with the light way

A clever bride. The rest of her first marriage night was spent in

unsuccessful attempts at least to explain their knowledge in this matter, and

In the morning, full of black mistrust, the evil and virgin euphoriac went on.

A small homeland. Shortly after, they divorced.
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