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 19.10.2009
The wife brought from the school a document for a lecture at the classroom "One at home", issued by a teacher for educational work.
One of the pearls:

Do not enter the entrance if it is poorly illuminated, and on the staircase is full of sleeping bombs, drunkards and drug addicts, and do not jump out of it striving - you can jump on the encounter with (!) with sharp objects (Oh God, a crowd of sleeping drug addicts in front of me, and a maniac behind me??? With what???For example, the skyscrapers he put forward. Just a maniac. In the summer, weighing with ski sticks in the grain entrance).

Do not sit in the car in the car or cargo (as well as a tractor, excavator, concrete mixer), even if a woman is driving or in the cabin. (I am sitting in a concrete mixer with a female driver.)

Finally the season!

You opened the door and saw strangers. Knock her right away. Did they put their feet? Throw on it a gear or any heavy object that is prepared for these purposes.

So how? Many of you have giraffes or heavy, pre-assembled objects to dive on your feet near the door? If not, then you don’t care about the safety of your children!

Finally one more:
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