History the first. The first April joke.
Again about my grandparents. My grandfather gave me a gift that the scientist was quite famous in his field, but he loved to joke. Especially the joke. Unfortunately, his activity fell to my younger school age, but I remember this royalty well. At 6 o’clock in the morning on April 1, Grandpa, as usual, brought for a walk his foxic Almochka, a thick candy and milashka. After thinking about the script, grandfather returned home and began making the decorations. Sold at that time such sweet-sweetened sausage with peanuts at 1.55 p. - tasty! He took a few pieces and scattered in what form? The right dogs.
He stood in the hallway and went to wake his wife.
Annie, good morning You know such an outcry... I slept, Almochka didn’t walk out... with a guilty tone.
Have I guessed? Where is? Emotionally, at an accelerating pace.
- Yes, out there in the hallway, I would remove... - guilty-pleasantly...
to remove? I warned you that you would clean up your dog yourself! The action moves into the hallway, the grandmother did not wear glasses, so the crowd looks very natural.
- Bringed the poor Almochka, did not hold up - sadly - go for the cloth - swallow.
No, I will first show her who is the master in the house. He goes to the office, pulls out of there for a fat haircut Alma, but he doesn't understand anything, but for the case, he rides on the pop.
A bad dog, what did you do? Stirring the nose in
“Kakashi,” Alma still doesn’t understand and turns away.
You are tormenting an animal. Volodya, you are to blame, you slept!
I’m not going to clean it, let it clean itself!! to
Here is Alma, finally wondering what was in front of her favorite!!! to
“Forget...” the grandmother fled with horror, looking like a dog, sucking a bunch in a second, carefully licking the floor.
On the 1st of April, Anna!! to