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 25.10.2009
I recently went into the case with my friend. He has a big home.
The Caucasian is bound. Knowing the nature of the dog, I stopped away from the calice and called on the mobile number of the friend - let him go out, let him hold his "Caucasian." In the meantime, I’ll run out of the house quickly.

The “Caucasian” heard me and ran out to cheer. I, although I was separated from the shepherd by a fence, still cooled inside - only a thin rope dragged behind the healthy dog on the ground - almost a thread...

But the dog acted somewhat unusual this time: he ran to me, but looked back at the rope all the time. He ran to the place where the rope was slightly stretched and stopped.

It was then that I began to scream loudly.

A friend came out, holding the “Caucasian.” We walked out of the house, stood, smoked. I asked :

Why is he so unusually disciplined? Before, he broke the chain, so he ran away.

Not just a chain. When he broke the last, the strongest chain, there was nothing more to tie him, only the burning thick rubber was at home. Let me, I think, temporarily tie it up while I come to a new chain in the store. I pulled it in, and the neighbor came in. Well, the dog with the laughter fled: bad, as always. Only this time the rubber burning ka-a-ak will throw him back...

Then a few more times so. Then I'm already watching - carefully standing, cutting, so that the burns do not stretch. After the new chain, it is not possible to get out of it at all, it is not time; but the burning recently needed the wife. I took, I gave. For several weeks now, I can say, I use this thread. The dog was careful...
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