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 29.10.2009
A Ukrainian member of the parliament has come to hunt a bear. Jeep - a hammer, camouflage, super-wrapped machine with optical night vision...
Going into the woods, meeting a man in his legs, in the uchanka, in the telogreek - a typical village man.
Man: Oh dear man, where are you going?
On to the bear!
The man: - Yes, this is an ungrateful occupation... the bear is the master! On him my grandfather with the rogatine walked, my father with the rogatine walked...
Deputy: You look at it! Automatic - even if the elephant wave... Optics, bullets with a steel core...
He goes into the forest.
The man:- Yes, now in the forest in general is not worth walking... The bear now not only two rogatins, but also the machine will still be...
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