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 29.10.2009
I watched the picture in a nightclub yesterday. A guy ordered a drink for a decent amount. Suitable girl, blonde, legs from ears, figure of the highest test. Natural Champagne with the river, its menu. It would be nothing if after 3 hours I had not approached the bar and found myself next to him. Dialogue: (D) Let’s take a drink? (P) I would be happy, but there is no money left... (D) (after 5 minutes) I am so tired that I will go now, the champagne too is over... Here the guy turns to me to shoot a cigarette, and says "Now I will arrange this dinamish". I understand o_o. He turns to her and smokes. After that, he feeds her with menthol, makes an order and says, "I will leave for a few minutes, I ordered water there, you wait... and she leaves. What do you think he ordered? is right! by Kola! I barely managed to jump off! If you are here, you are a genius of revenge.
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