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 02.11.2009
PZDC: My father wants me to go to the army!
Has the cat’s tail burned again? :D
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It is worse! Leha had a snack yesterday... Well, we did everything as we needed to do... dacha, girls, the sea of expensive alcohol... here someone brought to smoke. Well, we blowed on the pearl and I got to sleep to roll home. Time to sleep! From Dacia! Oh well, they took me home, I went into the kitchen, I watched my dad with the newspaper sitting, I said to him, “Hello.” I sleep, have walked well!", I close the door and go into my room. I open the door, and there... Daddy and the newspaper are sitting! I am not in the sense, I close the door, I go to the living room, and there the fucking daddy with the newspaper is sitting... I think everything, the clinic... you need to roll. I went to the toilet, I opened the door and there my dad with the newspaper was sitting... He said to me, “You’ll open that door again.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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