Written by (20:27:45 5/11/2009)
In the closet of every woman lives a monster. It’s called nothing to wear. A woman approaches the closet in the morning, opens it and says, “Ah! I have nothing to wear!"

Keen Lizard (20:31:37 5/11/2009)
My monster lives in the refrigerator... but it’s called almost the same: “Ah! There is nothing to eat!"