How Mark Bernes was pared

After the historic plenum, where Khrushchev was removed, L. I. came to power.
and Brežnev. Nikita Bogoslovsky and Sergey Mikhalkov were sitting after the bath.
Metropolis is the meeting place of the highest creative intellectuals of the time.
I ordered a limonade, cognac and coffee. And here in the hall comes Mark Bernes, who at the time was famous as a man very sharp and in his own way fair. Bernes approaches their table and starts a conversation - as a business, as a couple? And then suddenly the Godologian begins to lie. The new general built such a bathroom for himself! Such a class! Such a massager! U is
Bernie’s hands were shaken.
Listen, how do I get there?
We don’t promise you anything, but if we agree, we’ll take you.
A month passes, Mikhalkov and Bogoslovsky meet, drink, call.
Bernie and says:
Mary, we have agreed. Tomorrow we go to the bathroom.
thank you! Where do we meet, at what time, what to take with us?
Go to Metropolis at 7 o’clock. Do not take anything with you.
How nothing? You need at least a shirt, towel, shoes...
What a fucking towel, you get what you want! The shoes, and
A toothbrush, toothbrush and massage will make the girls young.
The next day, Mikhalkov and Bogoslovsky arrive on the Volga.
Metropolis, take Bernes and 40-45 minutes ride him through China-City. He doesn’t know why he’s riding in the Chinese city.
“It is necessary to break away from the KGB’s tail,” says Bogoslovsky.
Eventually we drove for another half an hour. I went into a dark and dirty room.
Is that what, and is it the praised Brezhnev Bath? He says disappointed.
by Bernes.
- Yes, it's a black walk, the bottles are taken from here.
They enter the bathroom, go through a long dark corridor, a lot of turns, swings. Finally, they enter the office. Soft leather furniture, red wood, oak table, phone.
This is yes! Is that Brejnev’s office? Asks a surprised Bernie.
You are what! This is a shirt, let’s get dressed, let’s get dressed.
Where to dress?
Right here right here.
I drank a cup of cognac and Bernes dressed up.
And the towels and towels?
And shoes and towels will be given, go.
Why are you not dressed? Asked by Bernie.
We’re going to catch you, we’ve been here. Another drink and we’ll come, he says.
Theological. “Mary, you go through the hallway, don’t stumble.
In ten meters you turn to the right, there you will see such gobelins.
Here is the door behind them. You enter there, there is a predecessor.
The naked Bernese rushed through the corridor - to the right, to the left, approaches these gobelins, opens the door, enters. A bright light. This is the banquet hall of the restaurant "Slavian Bazaar", where at this time the 70th anniversary was celebrated.
and Janina.
The naked Bernes entered the hall when another toast was pronounced. There is no scene!
After this, Bogoslovsky and Mikhalkov were afraid to get Bernese in the eyes and left to live in the country. And Bernes regularly called Mikhalkov's wife - Natalia
Konchalovskaya - and asked, "Natulyanka, this stumbling b... and his friend theologian did not appear yet?"