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 12.11.2009
Remembering that women love with their ears, my husband decided to arrange for me a session of "verbal love". It happened at the moment of the embrace.
You are so beautiful, you are so gentle, you are so fragile, you are so beautiful.
The end of the phrase hanged in the air, as at this moment the surprise for a fraction of a second was distracted by the advertisement of the famous film on the nearby TV. Upon returning to me, Andrei at the exhalation with affection completed a compliment:
Godzilla a...
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