My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman, a world mother! But she has one major point. It is impaired in cleanliness. As for the sexes, she washes them four times a day. In the morning, after our stay in the gardens-schools-work; in the afternoon; in the evening, when the whole family gathers, and just before going to bed to go to bed in a clean apartment. Her worst nightmare: someone came and the house was not cleaned.

She goes to a house with her girlfriend for a week. He gives the last instructions:
Little girl, I ask you very much! Definitely my floor in the morning before leaving. I am
I understand you are in a hurry, but suddenly someone comes in and the floors are unwashed!
The husband:
Who will come to me if there is no one at home?? to
The mother-in-law (after a second confusion):
This is a neighbor’s apartment last week.
They robbed!

Here is my request. Dear household members! If you go into the 175th apartment, wipe your legs, or I will fall from my mother-in-law!