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 13.11.2009
Thanks to the advertisement, I found out...

... that there may be even more yogurt in the shower gel.
... that every girl in a bright dress carries a 2-liter Vanish in her bag!
... that people living in huge, well-decorated apartments eat Roltons.
Each of us has two bats in our mouths.
It is time to create a note of 99 r.
... that a good housewife always has dirty plates in the bathroom, rugged cranes, kitchen plates and toilets!
There is a caries in the fence.
... that bears can breastfeed cows
... that the bobras, smoked with alpine grass, ride on bears
... that in the freezer can settle a huge speaking peel.
... that bacteria live exclusively under the umbrella of the Unix
... that our main problem is peeling.
Not all yogurt is equally beneficial.
... that if two small children deliberately pack a hated white shirt, then there will be not a father with a pack of pi, but a aunt with powder.
The brain periodically visits the stomach.
... that people can talk to Margarine and cook lunch with him... and many more interesting things...
Let’s look at the advertisement further.
Source: http://bash.im
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