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 05.03.2008
nety :
The philosopher fell in love with a nun, and came to her with the words: "Take my heart," to which the nun answered: "To answer two of my questions: "How much passion in a man and how much passion in a woman," the philosopher replied: "In a woman there are nine parts, in a man there is one," and the nun asked: "How much reason in a man and how much reason in a woman," the philosopher replied: "In a man there are nine parts, in a woman there is one." What did the nun say about it???? to
by Abraham Lincoln:
"You are smart and I will not have sex"

by Abraham Lincoln:
Somewhere so

by Abraham Lincoln:
And what answer?

nety :
She replied, “I have one part of the mind to overcome nine parts of the passion, but you have nine parts of the mind to overcome one part of the passion.”

Abraham Lincoln (01:28:53 29/02/2008)
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