I work as a seller in a store with all kinds of CD-DVDs, here comes a cute girl, a blonde :) approaches me and here begins this great dialogue:
Hi, I need a bitch.
Oh what, forgive me?? to
Oh my god, you know, you are a shit!! to
I (I try not to roar the whole voice) - O_o
This is an empty disk, a shit!
I - you know girl, an empty disk is BOVANKA, and a fool is called someone else!

The shop was... :)