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 05.03.2008
Yesterday after a working week bought a bottle of beer on the way home (we in Tyumen is not cold yet. where is minus 12). Waiting for the bus. He went in and sat behind the two girls and heard;
What is there with the smoke?
Let us grow up. He is a goat.
So what is it about?? to
In general look. Deu Matisse is worth 170 thousand. It is simple. I need a bit of wraps. That’s already 200. I get 20 to 22 per month. That is, if you pay 18-19 per month to about a year, we will calculate. For each meal, you get 1-1,5 pieces. He will probably quit smoking. We will live with my mother. How are you arranged?
Everything is fine. Per he earns even more. It just doesn’t tell you.
Well here. And he said to me "You sent you to J*P with your arithmetic"";

P/S Whoever you were Dimka, from my person I award you the Order of "Russian Men" of the first degree
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