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 06.03.2008
I don’t go to the doctors for the new year. Because it

The outcome of the visit may not be good (this is about yesterday’s story).

A dog with broken legs.



But sometimes the outcome can be unexpectedly good. Listen to: there is

I have an elderly aunt. Like most elderly people, she

It is very capricious and requires increased, constant attention.

She has asthma, among other things. When she thinks she is ignored,

So she just often has such an attack - well, then everything

Members of her family forget about their affairs, jump around the aunt, turmoil,

Nurses and Nurses.



So, the case was just December 31. The family was waiting for guests.

They were busy cleaning, tree, table - and they were all, in general, not before.

The Aunt. As it turned out, she had forgotten to eat dinner. of insult.

My aunt had an asthma attack. Strongly arranged. approximately at 23:00

cried, bleached, blinked in the eyes, delayed - horror, what there was

The celebration. I called the ambulance.



The help arrived surprisingly quickly. The young man fell into

he assessed the situation, opened his box, picked up medicines in two

the syringe, and... and, it is worth noting, the doctor was a little sluggish, which did not bother

He takes the patient very seriously. So, he looked up – and

He energetically injected both into the couch on which his aunt was lying.

30 centimeters from my aunt. Those who have studied physics know that

This phenomenon is called parallax.



My aunt’s attack was immediately over. I think because she

The innocent games are over. The celebration was nothing.

is obscured.



My aunt is healthy. There have been no attacks since then.

have renewed. Such things.
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