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 29.11.2009
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He graduated from kindergarten with a gold medal.Then twice entered the Sklyphosovsky Institute with an intellectual fracture and a dislocation of the smoking. Visited two hot spots... in the bath and in the sauna, where he twice exploded on a sex bomb.He suffered from bird flu, pork whistle and dog panos.I have a black belt in possession of a dirocol.I received a medal for supposed courage. At the height of 175cm, I look at 176cm.The hair color: bald (but if in the bath, then brunette). IQ is 18 cm. I take the best shower in the world. I respond to blinking by staring.
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