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 01.12.2009
A friend gave me a soft bull toy with a speaking button. It’s 5:40 in the morning, I’m sleeping, I don’t touch anyone. At the turn of the march, the bull hit me, and he said to me, “Hey, what? I must be more careful, I can be offended...” plunging, I was barely constricted... convulsively trying to understand who else is in bed with me... I will not sleep with toys anymore. harmful to health)
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