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 01.12.2009
Ivga: Okay, this is all nonsense. Let me tell you about my acquaintance. When she is 16, she always puts the keys in her jacket pocket when she washes the windows. I asked her why. She says, “So if I fall out of the window, how will I get home?”
Ivga: and lives on the 8th floor.
Ivga: And then someone calls me an optimist?
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