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 01.12.2009
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I just broke two glasses on the balcony.
2 What kind of cancer is this?? to
I am more fun than you.
2 – Did the fat jump out? and :)
1 - You won't believe it
1 – Throw the door in the window

Four of us, the pioneers of the Architectural and Construction Facts, were placed in one room. There lived a four-year-old in it before and the mess was unimaginable. In the evening, everything was cleaned and washed. There was only some thick "board" 2 and a half meters left. Everyone was tired, and it was hard to get her down the stairs from the 10th floor. They decided to get out of the window. by night. In the garden. When everyone is sleeping.
2 rows at 2 o'clock at night in the window frame which put this "board" (very heavy). At the expense of once or two or three throw it down, well pushing away from the wall, in order to avoid cases.
This fox begins to plan in the direction of the building on the 4-5th floor... we understand that the fuck will come in a moment and... it is hit by its corner on the fence between the windows only 0.5 meters wide.
We breath out.
Then they could not fall asleep laughing after the imaginary picture: what if in the room, where four people sleep, at night with the removal of the window frame and glasses would fly here such a flying protein)))

The curtain was when 2-3 weeks after the start of the classes came to the neighboring room of the high school students and one of them asked: idiots, you kicked the culmination?!? (This is a drawing board)
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