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 02.12.2009
The story did not happen to me, so what I bought, as they say.
I asked my faithful to go to the movie with my friends (“Sex in the big city”). Sorry, I didn’t really want it. After her story, I was very sorry that I wasn’t there. So, the full hall of the people (mostly the representatives of the fair sex), sometimes, indeed, meet and engaged, silent guys... My sitting with girlfriends in impatience, like the fever, all the seasons of the series seen, everyone knows, and here a full movie, and with favorite heroines, and in good company, and with excellent sound, in general – a dream. Here the lights go out, the advertisements start, the negotiators throughout the hall, the unhealthy screams on the late, who climb on their feet and play in the dark, the blind cats... Here is he! The film itself begins. The spectators are taken away by a whirlwind of events, favorite music, blinding smiles of the main characters... Four minutes pass and here on the backdrop of a pause, an insulted male voice sounds on the whole hall – “Shit, this is not Terminator!!“!”
My wife says that the first half hour of the film remembers very bluntly.
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