A story about the "Student's Breakfast" (the chef told).
You want to believe, you want to not, but it was so.
In 1988 he was on a mission in the Voronezh region. And in the farmhouse of the village Ramone found canned foods with the label "Rilla pigs in their own juice" (composition; rilla pigs, fat, salt, sugar, black pepper, production of New Animal Conserves).
The gross weight - 560 grams, the price for the second belt - 98 kopecks (see - the memory of a person!) To refrain from the temptation to try the chef could not, and bought this masterpiece of the Voronezh conserve industry in one copy.
He purchased it and went into sackweed, because he ate mostly in the colloquial dining halls (citation: "b**, you don't even imagine what healthy, healthy and delicious food there was!“ )
About the bank, the chef remembered only in the coupe of the train "Voronezh-Moscow", when the companions put a "battery" on the table and offered to go for acquaintance. Since the boss has all the travel and other means have long been spent on scourge and ruin, he exhibited only a sugar Voronezh selfie in a beer "cheburashka" and a bowl with pork rills.
The right word, the chef did not even think that the pork rilla would outperform even the Finnish salami of the companions! Somewhere in the area of Michurinsk, the rylla had already been greedy swallowed, the "own juice" was drunk, and the bank was wiped out with bread crusts to shine.
All those present unanimously wished to return for the rails, but the train was going to Moscow, where he arrived at Pavelecki station at 7.15 a.m.
The men split up in silence.
Everyone understood that such luck is only once in life, and no one will ever get to enjoy the rills... so it went.)))