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 05.12.2009
He said, “Hello, let’s do a whirlpool.
She said, “Hello. Well let it.
He: What is your imagination?
She said: Honestly?
He said, “Of course, I’m already excited and naked.
I am a white man of ice. You are a big dinosaur. We are lying on the coffee floor in the hospital and we are reading. And then you take me for a hood and gently lick me off the mosquitoes.
He asked, “Where is the hobbit from?”? to
She: “Is that all that annoys you?”
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