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 06.12.2009
From the forum about ridiculous weddings
The wedding banquet. Everyone dances and enjoys. The bride is missing. My husband and I went looking for her. We didn't have to look for a long time - we enter the room and see the painting with oil: the bride stands, with her hands on the wall, with a shrouded shirt, and in the back with her downed pants, one of the bridegroom's friends shouts her all over. I immediately cried with laughter. Then even more funny. In the banquet hall runs this clown without cowards and pants (from what was seen all the girls envyed), behind him angry bridegroom, behind the bridegroom bridegroom. A fierce fight begins in the middle of the hall. The bride tries to pull the bridegroom away, for which she gets a beautiful hook from him on the left and goes to the knock-out. After a moment, the witch breaks the bottle on the bridegroom’s head. The brother goes with a knife on the goat, but one of the guests intervened and disarmed him. But!! The groom's grandfather came up and just smashed his nose with a trunk. Test is turned off. The small starts. I sit at the entrance to the hall and just bend at laughter. At this time, one of the relatives of the bride, along with his wife, is most aggressively drinking alcohol. Using the mess, the ruthless culprit of the scandal began to break through to the exit. I didn’t like this guy for a long time, and so after my graceful kick in the hip, he fell to the floor and didn’t get up anymore. The family life of young people did not work.
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