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 07.12.2009
One day my wife and I were invited to a wedding.
And here, she shows me a girl with a 5 bust size and a big decoult, look, say, what. I say "Yes, good." All, you didn’t talk to me all night, like go to that cow, once you liked it.
The next evening, we seemed to be reconciled, we went to bed and I, the fool, laughed, "Those yesterday five were very big, and today three, but small."
I didn’t give it a week. :)
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