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 09.12.2009
I met a girl... We met for a long time. Well, behaves well enough, in the female sense, literally.
XHH: In short, I invited to myself, it came to work... I am all so hot, from the spot, fucking. I feel something is wrong, so to say.
The dialogue between us continues.
I: Slo, cat, and the guys had before me?
She says, “You are the first.
I: You couldn’t say it before? I would be more careful!
She: (she kisses so and looks loyally in the eyes) Sun, next time I will definitely say!
WOW :D
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