Protecting Microsoft from piracy:

KilkennyCat © (09.12.09 07:35) [5]

> a tool for protecting users from piracy
I don’t understand, the microsoft to protect me from piracy gathered, or myself? If I do, I will bring them to court for interfering in my private life. When I was a child, I dreamed of being a pirate, robbing ships and buriing boxes with dead people, tapping a coffin, smoking a pipe, swallowing rum, blinking with one eye, blinking with one tooth, pronouncing something like a thousand anchors in my back.
They attacked the holy, a thousand anchors in their ass!