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 07.03.2008
Part of the review about the phone SonyEricsson W300i from the site helpix.ru:

Are you still using it? If not, why did you break up with him?

We no longer use them. His husband's phone lived not long - in March he drowned him in the same pit, over which he always parks... He was pulled out and dried, badly hit the current a couple of times and no longer lived...

My lived longer - until the end of April. But, apparently, they were bound by closer ties than we thought, and he did not live alone, choosing a strange way to die... The phone slipped out of my hands in the toilet, deciding in death to reunite with the comrade. Looking at the fun bubbles, I breathed down the water after him... Mom was afraid to sit on the toilet for a week. I thought it was "the flow".
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