From the forum:

Three years ago I was eight...I tune her a little...But it’s not about that...
With my wife for the New Year, we drove through the garden ring (centre of Moscow) for a test... Precisely, we didn’t drive, but pushed in a wild traffic jams((( Here, a car moved in front of me. I’m behind her... I feel a blow from behind... I think it’s all shit, an accident... I’m out. Behind is a Toyota minivan, behind the wheel a sympathetic brunette... I look caught, but not very much... She asks: I knocked you? I say yes. They went out and looked. Her bump scratched, I have nothing (bumpers in armor teeth). Okay well. Sit down, go on... Back the blow... Again she! Again, the same thing, the flow of her bumper broke... GAI didn’t start calling... I sit down, I don’t have time to touch. The blow!! I go out. Next to me is a man on the 99th model and roaring to tears.... ))) He tells me that I would be rebuilt from a row in front of him, but this lady will get me to death))) Rebuilt... the lady has a space))) And she took advantage of them... gas in the floor and here she is already stuck in the ass of the new Mercedes S class))) We and my wife were crying)))