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 14.12.2009
I bought a shell. The garage is like this, if anyone doesn’t know, they just came into fashion. Not that he loves the shore so much, but
Lechin's iron friend twisted two wheels at night, broke the glass and crushed the magnetol, scratching the hood and the luggage. From which Lecha, like any normal person, made conclusions and bought a shell. Four dumb boys quickly installed Lohino's acquisition on a forest park near the house, placing it in a number of similar garages, and Lohha began to study the purchased goods in detail. The lifting and twisting gates did not like him immediately: they went up and down with great effort. It was awkward, thought Leah.
A week later, having made several parts in a familiar mechanic, he slightly changed the position of the rotating axis of the gates, replaced the scrolling supports with rolling bearings and completely changed the design of the counterweight. After abundant lubrication of the system, the gates could be opened and closed by pushing them with one finger. The clever locks installed by Lehoy with spikes, with a light click, reliably fixed the gateway in a closed position, fell to the perpetrators. The raised gate was a little beyond the size of the garage, but it was possible to spit on it. On the evening of the next day, Lechka put the car in the shell and smoked, slightly leaning to the trunk. On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- The cat, - penetrated in Lohina's head, - the bastard and the legs are dirty. but
No traces or traces are needed.
A small shadow dimmed and a curious red whitish mouth looked into the shell from the cut of the gate.
“Not a cat,” Lecha realized, “a cat. Eat it you.
Belka jumped out of the shell, and the gate, disturbed by a whitish jump, clogged, almost stabbing Lehe's legs. The castles were fun.
“Crants,” said Lecha quietly to himself, contemplating the eternal, “the hell.”
The Protein. But they will be looking for me. I’ll find it, but I’ll get cold.
They say that the body smell is not removed from the car. Will come from outside
to die.
There are no emergency situations. Untouchable shells, too, if you turn around. Having stood in the darkness for half an hour, Lechka recalled that there are "spindles" on the locks standing fifteen centimeters from the floor, for which you can move the spindles away. It was necessary to move them simultaneously, because these crumbling "languages" of the bars were fixed only by the key and from the outside. Leha removed his left shoe and socks, and lay on his right side, somewhat entangled in the narrow gap between the bumper and the gates. Half an hour later, with his left leg and right hand, he was able to open both gaps. From a slight push the gate rose. Leah stood up and put on her shoes.
On the roof of the shell something gently knocked and crushed.
- AAAA, a fox - a loaf of Lech, one jump overcome about three meters and
and turned. On the roof of the shell was a blanket.
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