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 08.03.2008
Yesterday in Kiev, it was evening. I met a former colleague.

They talked about each other, talked about problems, talked about a few more minutes.

They went and went, each in his own way. must

Note that my comrade by nationality and appearance is Korean.

100 percent, classic Asian, prototype of Hong Gil Don. by

The next morning he told me what happened to him right after that.

How we separated.

He descends, therefore, into the underground passage, where he was immediately stopped.

officers of the militia. Your papers, your sight hurt.

The immortal. To what he, firmly looking them straight in the eyes, answers

I am a citizen of Ukraine and never with myself.

I did not carry documents. Police officials did not expect such a response.

They expressed some doubts, misunderstood even by themselves. The case went to

He is being transported where he needs to be "until it is cleared." and then,

In order to dispel the last doubts, he said:

Boys, for what reason? You see, I am not a mosquito.

Coins just got, asked for the future to carry documents with them,

They wished for a good way and let go.
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