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 17.12.2009
A serious authority in politics and the criminal world is dying. At the Gate of Heaven. Peter searches the lists and does not find him there. Extreme indignation of authority:
How many temples have I built! How many monasteries have helped to revive! No is
Maybe so, look closer.
St. Peter searches the list again and does not find it again. In embarrassment he says:
Wait, I am going to myself!
Within two hours he appears with Sam. The Lord closed his eyes and said:
This decision was very difficult for us, but we decided to return you the money!
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